🦇 Bat Snacks FAQ — Forbidden Knowledge for the Curious Snack-Seeker

What is Bat Snacks?

Bat Snacks is a nocturnal snack company crafting small-batch, cheese-powered crackers for the creatures of the night (and the day, if you insist). We blend spooky aesthetics with real-ingredient cooking and a commitment to preserving our winged brethren in the wild.

Is this a seasonal product?

No, mortal.
We haunt the calendar year-round.
Our snacking, our spookiness, and our love for Mother Nature’s flying goth puppies never go into hibernation. Why should yours?

What are Bat Snacks made of?

Only the finest ingredients to fuel your inner crypt creature:

• High-quality Neapolitan volcanic-soil flour

• Real cheddar cheese

• Olive oil + rosemary oil

• Our leavening agent

• A secret spice blend whispered to us in the dark

• And for the Spicy Bats: our proprietary habanero + chili powder combo that awakens the senses (and sometimes the soul)

What flavors do Bat Snacks come in?

Our flagship Wicked Cheddar reigns supreme; we also carry Hellfang Heat, the spicy cousin.

Where can I buy Bat Snacks?

From our official website (summon us directly), Anchor Pantry, Vallejo, CA, Epidemic Ales, Concord, CA, Red Hat, Concord, CA, and Howard’s Mystic Saloon, Avery, CA. We also sell on Amazon.com.

Do you ship?

Yes—swiftly, safely, and across the United States.
Even the postal service can’t escape our influence.

Are Bat Snacks made with real cheese?

Obviously. We worship cheddar in this house.

Are Bat Snacks gluten-free?

Not yet. Our current recipe contains wheat flour. A gluten-free counterpart is brewing in the cauldron.

Are Bat Snacks environmentally friendly?

We use recyclable or compostable packaging whenever possible and support organizations that protect real bats—the true guardians of the night.

How much of your proceeds go to bat conservation?

Ah, financial transparency—how noble of you.
We’re a new company (translation: we’re still crawling out of the financial crypt), so technically we haven’t turned a profit yet. But that hasn’t stopped us from donating to the parks service and Bat Conservation International.
As we grow healthier and stronger (like a vampire freshly fed), our contributions will increase.
Fun fact: customers have told us we’ve inspired their own donations. The colony grows.

Do you offer wholesale?

Yes. Bars, breweries, grocers, speakeasies, and haunted taverns may inquire at matt@batsnacks.com for case quantities and pricing.

Are Bat Snacks locally made?

Indeed—crafted in small batches in the Bay Area with the care of an artisan and the intensity of a creature who hasn’t seen the sun in centuries.

How long do Bat Snacks stay fresh?

Sealed packages stay fresh for months.
Once opened, they remain crispy for 1–2 weeks if you keep them away from air… and thieves.

Do Bat Snacks support bat conservation?

Yes. Protecting bats is literally in our DNA (and our name).
That includes donations, education via our socials, and getting the word out to keep real bats flapping happily in the night sky.