Well well well… look who flipped us over and scanned the butt.
Welcome to the underworld of Bat Snacks. This is our not-so-secret (but kind of though), totally unofficial, possibly cursed hideout for snackers who like their cheddar with a side of chaos.
You’ll find: unhinged bat facts, exclusive drops, secret merch, flavor experiments we probably shouldn’t be testing on the public (but hey—you’re here now)…
No rules. No daylight. No snitches.
Snack Boldly. Stay Spooky. And whatever you do—don’t tell the Goldfish.
Weird Bat Facts
Weird Bat Facts
Some bats have accents.
That’s right—baby bats "babble" in different dialects depending on their colony, kinda like tiny flying goth toddlers with regional slang. One colony’s “squeak” might sound totally different to another.
Basically, bats have local fly-alects.
Vampire bats share their snacks.
If one bat didn’t eat, another might regurgitate blood to feed them.
That’s love. That’s friendship. That’s dinner.
A group of bats is called a “cauldron.”
Bats in a group; not a pack. Not a swarm. A cauldron. Like a goth soup.
Some bats sing love songs.
Males of certain species belt out ultrasonic bangers to impress the ladies.
Hot bat summer, baby.
Some bats purr.
Not like a kitten—more like a tiny, evil motorcycle when they’re content.
Same.
Bats pee upside down.
How? With excellent aim and no shame.
They can live over 30 years.
One wild bat was documented living 41 years. That’s older than some rock stars.